Stark 
I Asked My Dog About Your Marketing Plan - Tee (Unisex – Black)
Our Chief Barketing Officer had a lot to say about weak marketing plans. This limited edition black tee features bold text, a cheeky graphic, and the Stark Create mission to lead the pack in creative marketing…
About this product.
Own the Boldest Statement in the Room
The “I Asked My Dog About Your Marketing Plan” tee is for marketers, designers, creatives—and anyone who’s tired of bad strategy and bland branding.
Featuring a graphic of a confident dog doing what needs to be done (with minimal explanation), this shirt says what we’re all thinking—just with a lot more bark.
Printed on the soft, breathable Jerzees Dri-Power® Active Unisex T-Shirt, it’s made for comfort, sass, and statement-level energy.
Details:
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Color: Black
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Fabric: 50/50 cotton/poly blend (moisture-wicking Dri-Power® fabric)
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Fit: Unisex sizing
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Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
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Front Design: “I ASKED MY DOG ABOUT YOUR MARKETING PLAN” + Stark Create branding
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Tagline: “Leading the Pack in Creative Marketing”
Whether you’re presenting your next pitch, walking your dog, or just warning someone not to send you another Canva-made logo, this is your new favorite tee.
✨ Designed by Stark Create. Approved by our Chief Barketing Officer.
Product Features:
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Color: Black
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Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
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Fit: Unisex
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Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
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Care: Machine wash cold. Turn inside out for the longest-lasting design.
Material
50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fit
Unisex
Care
Machine wash cold. Turn inside out for longest-lasting design
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